H-E-L-P-!
WE NEED
SOMEBODY

No agency owns this. No VC funds this. Just one cool guy who wants to make creatives smile. The AI API, server, and anti-anxiety bills won't pay themselves. Every tier unlocks everything — you decide what NoBS is worth keeping alive for.

Free
Lunch

Yes you can eat. No you can't pay. Someone has to walk you in the door first.

I've got the invite

6 Toilet Paper
Rolls

Cheaper than the bad toilet paper. Both fix something nobody likes to mention.

Donate $6 / month

Big Mac
Combo

Big Mac, small fries, a drink. Same price as Friday lunch, fewer regrets.

Donate $12 / month

Marlboro
Pack

What a pack costs in New York. Worse for your competitors, better for you.

Donate $15 / month